Decaf coffee...I really don't understand this concept. Why pay money for coffee, much less drink it if it doesn't contain the mother of legal narcotics, caffeine?
I know what most folks will say. They love coffee and have been drinking it for years but wanted to get away from "all that BAD caffeine".
Funny thing is, most of the folks I see drinking 'decaf' seem to drink twice as much which, unless you drink it black, means they are banging back twice as much sugar and/or creamer.
It's good they don't have the jitters from the caffeine cause we'd notice the love handles even more.
For me this ranks up there with Caffeine-Free Mountain Dew and even WORSE...Caffeine-Free, SUGAR-Free Mountain Dew. WTF is the point of that? We reach for Mountain Dew for one reason and one reason alone: I'm dragging and I need a pick up from my local vending machine energy blast.
Without the caffeine and sugar I might as well just pee in a bottle and sell it for a buck n a quarter for all the good it will do you.
Just saying.
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- Father, husband, amateur athlete and dark beer lover...I began writing as a teen but stopped for some 15+ years. I started up again only recently.